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2014 so far

the-coolest-cat-in-town:

phampants:

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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July:

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August:
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September

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October

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greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

the-pietriarchy:

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

buttonwaffle:

Activate it.

siezure:

sierrabloggess:

I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal. 

TO WAR

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!

zanreosauce:

halloweevee:

libertarianpresident:

jesus christ

#leavelittlemacalone

womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes

pureorangeness:

pureorangeness:

pureorangeness:

pureorangeness:

movie idea for free:

aliens invade, but turns out human spit is venomous to them and anything alien related, so we build battle helmets that shoot the spit of the wearer and eat a lot of sour skittles and sour patch kids.

world building for free:

variations on the said battle helmets are named after snakes, and anaconda by nicki minaj is chanted in the streets as a war propaganda song.

plot twist for free:

the aliens and their bio-gear are made entirely out of sentient bread, hence their weakness of carb breaking enzymes in our spit. their mothership turns out to be a giant oven capable of baking infinite amounts of alien breadmen and breadwomen, which comes out of its hiding spot behind our moon once all the horses on earth are made extinct by us, as we grind their bones to make gelatin to make more sour patch kids for the US Armory in a massive, uncontrolled scale.

spoiler for free:

it does not have a happy ending.

they, in the end, had all the buns required for our anacondas.

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

nowaitstop:

Desperately awaiting Season 2.