when your outfit game strong but no one wanna go clubbin
I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this
Someone should revoke my Twitter rights.
*panties off already*
cash or credit, fuckboy
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
Ah, Bisexuality Day, when Freddie Mercury visits all the bisexuals who’ve been good the past year and gives them presents
Ha ha, I can’t believe you still think Freddie Mercury is real. Everybody knows it’s really your parents.
IT IS FREDDIE. I’VE SEEN HIM! HE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND LEAVES YOU OSCAR WILDE BOOKS AND MARLON BRANDO MOVIES.