January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent
Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:
"Super" = Superbad
"Who" = The Hoobs
"Lock" = John Locke from Lost
Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again
Well im glad that’s cleared up
I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!
jesus mario what is your damage
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN
Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys!
movie idea for free:
aliens invade, but turns out human spit is venomous to them and anything alien related, so we build battle helmets that shoot the spit of the wearer and eat a lot of sour skittles and sour patch kids.
world building for free:
variations on the said battle helmets are named after snakes, and anaconda by nicki minaj is chanted in the streets as a war propaganda song.
plot twist for free:
the aliens and their bio-gear are made entirely out of sentient bread, hence their weakness of carb breaking enzymes in our spit. their mothership turns out to be a giant oven capable of baking infinite amounts of alien breadmen and breadwomen, which comes out of its hiding spot behind our moon once all the horses on earth are made extinct by us, as we grind their bones to make gelatin to make more sour patch kids for the US Armory in a massive, uncontrolled scale.
spoiler for free:
it does not have a happy ending.
they, in the end, had all the buns required for our anacondas.
Tumblr on November 1st
Desperately awaiting Season 2.